quack

quack
1. (quack) (363↑, 69↓)
A doctor of questionable ablitiy and reputation.

Even tho Erin's dad claims to be a doctor, I say he's a quack\! He didn't even graduate high school\!

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2. (quack) (291↑, 81↓)
The sound a duck makes

"Quack"

3. (quack) (126↑, 79↓)
1. a fraudulent physician 2. any physician

This quack has no skills in medicine at all.

4. (quack) (91↑, 64↓)
A very sexy sound when moaned by a girl.

guy: so what do ducks say? girl: ...quack.....

5. (Quack) (52↑, 34↓)
noun: slang for "crazy" common in the south, especially near areas of high duck concentration.

1. That's [quack,] man. 2. You're so [quack.] 3. Dude\! that's [quack,] yo\!

6. (Quack) (20↑, 7↓)
-To quack is to perform an act that displays one's stupidity, incoherence, lack of coordination, or outright inability to relate or adapt in a social setting. Derived from the sound a duck makes, more specifically the verb form for what a duck (see definitions 5,8, and 9 for "duck") does. -To fuck up the situation for everybody.

You missed the biggest quack\! What happened? ____ ran down the hill, tripped and busted ass all over the sidewalk and fence by the tennis courts\! How was your birthday? Fun as shit, we got fucked up then ______ quacked ridiculously by hitting the blunt BACKWARDS\! He didn't even notice for like 2 seconds, then he got up and slid down the hill and lost his keys. What a fuckin' quack I dropped the entire pizza on the ground. You're so quackin.

7. (quack) (60↑, 51↓)
A scam-artist. A person who makes up [bullshit] medical products or advice or prescriptions that don't work. A [snake oil] salesman.

Most alternative medicine "specialists" and psychics are quacks.

8. (Quack) (4↑, 2↓)
The strangely annoying squawking sounds that most ducks make.

The duck quacked madly at the flying hamburgers.

9. (Quack) (0↑, 0↓)
1. The act of pulling down a beanie-hat hybrid over someones face to where the bill of it is over their mouth, hence the quack.

Bro: dude that nerd is way to nerdy to wear that cool hat. Bro2: I know dude. Let's quack him. ... Nerd: Ahh noo. I've been quacked\!

10. (Quack) (3↑, 3↓)
in very complicated chipmunk terminology this sound is often referred to as "sex" or even "fuck" in the mating season (12 Months a year).

"Damn woman you look fineee\! we should Quack\!" "Why yes, a quick Quack is what i need right now."

11. (Quack) (3↑, 3↓)
Flatulence released from the anal cavity, which is powerful enough to project fecal matter at dangerous velocity onto the flatulator's undergarments. A strong wet fart. Otherwise know as a shart, these noisy explosions tend to have a distinct "quack" sound when released past the [sphincter].

(ex 1) Shit ran down my thigh as a result of a disastrous quack. (ex 2) Tony accidentally quacked while trying to light his fart, in this situation a basic joke had become oh so dangerous.

12. (Quack) (4↑, 4↓)
A sound made by french people when trying to say yes.

"are you gay?" "Quack."

13. (Quack) (3↑, 3↓)
to bust a nut or "skeet"

"Dude i totally quacked before she even touched me\!"

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14. (quack) (12↑, 12↓)
The sound a Jesquigoduckster makes.

"QUACKKKKKKKKK"

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15. (quack) (1↑, 2↓)
What ducks should be saying, instead of "Got any grapes?"

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle) then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) til the very next day... quack

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16. (Quack) (0↑, 1↓)
A name used to insult a person; also used as a substitution for fag

Guy 1: Hey dude, i drank all of your Starbucks latte. Guy 2: Come on\! You're such a freakin quack.

17. (quack) (1↑, 2↓)
an ambiguous verb that can be used in reference to literally anything. Some examples are dying, falling, making a mistake, missing a scoring opportunity in football, etc.

Dude, totally quacked. He's quacked.

18. (Quack) (2↑, 3↓)
Quacking in the manner of a mallard is what one should do when faced with any ridiculous and unneccessary comment from any idiot in any social situation. It is commonly used by me as a term of derision and contempt.

Idiot: Wow\! Did anyone catch that episode of Dawsons last night. It was totally cool\! Me: Quack.

19. (Quack) (7↑, 8↓)
To masturbate, male or female

So my girlfriend is on her period this week, and ive had to settle with quacking off.

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20. (quack) (11↑, 12↓)
A Quarter ounce of drugs.

Yo, I need a quack? Yo, you got a quack?

21. (Quack) (1↑, 3↓)
A person whom tends to smile like a duck ( duck face) in half of there pictures

Hey kaylee it's duck hunting season . QUACK

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22. (quack) (8↑, 10↓)
A code word for quarter, as in a quarter ounce of smoke/weed.

"How much does a quack run?" "Can you do a quack?"

23. (Quack) (14↑, 16↓)
(v) To reserve for future use, esp. a seat. "Give me my seat - I quacked it 5 minutes ago\!" (n) An agreement that a person has Quacked. "Jason's quack is still in effect for another three minutes."
24. (quack) (0↑, 3↓)
The sound uttered to signify that someone just got scammed or publically shamed.

A guy fails at picking up a girl and walks back to his friends. He is met with a chorus of "Quaaack." or "That sucker got seriously quacked by the salesman at GoodGuys. Buyer Protection Program? Quack\!"

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25. (Quack) (0↑, 4↓)
to say yes, or to agree to something

Rod: "Hey dude I got that new album by snoop, wanna go back to my crib and bump it?" Beef: "Quack"

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26. (Quack) (6↑, 10↓)
Adjective A descriptive word for something that is not good. Synonyms could be: Lame, boring, stupid. Particularly refers to scenarios. This word may derive from jail or prison slang. The word probably derives from the onomotopeia of 'quack'.

Utilizing the actual word: You are at a party with a bunch of ugly-ass chicks and they're serving cheap beer. You also had to pay to get in. And some drunk idiot keeps switching songs on the player right in the middle of them. "Hey man, let's get the fuck outa' here. This place is quack\!" -OR- Utilizing the actual sound: You are at the above party, and the ugly chicks are talking to you and your friend but you don't want to offend them (you might drink and dial later). So, you look at your friend, and instead of doing that slight raising the eyebrows nod-thing, you just make the sound "quack", or "eerack, erack" using a twisted-lip, things-are-lame look while possibly rolling your eyes.

27. (quack) (2↑, 6↓)
1. One who is of methamphetamine addiction. 2. Someone who is really fuckin weird

1. Don't get near that fool, he's a quack. 2. He bought doughnuts for his cat, what a fuckin quack.

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28. (quack) (7↑, 11↓)
homosexual; in caribbean spanish slang the word for homosexual is "pato". Pato literally tarnslates to duck. The sound a duck makes? Quack, quack.

My co-worker came out to me last nite. I always knew he was quack quack.

29. (quack) (4↑, 8↓)
In [poker] parlance: 1) A deuce/two. 2) Two of something -- usually an amount of a bet.

"Quack quack\!" -- Paul Magriel, announcing a bet of $22,000.

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30. (quack) (30↑, 34↓)
a doctor
31. (quack) (2↑, 7↓)
A pseudomedical "professional" who earnestly believes in their products or procedures (as opposed to a fraud, who knows he is full of shit and just wants to make money), which in actuality are of dubious merit and are possibly injurious.

(Name) the quack (my chiropractor) Was a squat little ape With a mouse's voice And a pigeon's gait

32. (quack) (5↑, 11↓)
1. To loudly and aggressively express one's displeasure and offense at a deliberately misunderstood position held by someone else. 2. To misconstrue someone's words as a personal attack, and complain about it loudly. 3. To loudly proclaim how one is always the [victim].

A: "You look better in blue" B: "You're just out to get me\!" A: "Stop Quacking\!"

33. (quack) (8↑, 14↓)
An online or e-slut who will often prey and stalk pre-pubescent teen boys via the internet.

Quack and nightfall cyber while playing WoW.

34. (Quack) (4↑, 10↓)
To talk rubbish or drive a point home unecessarily

Stop quacking about it\! (to someone who for example goes on and on boringly)

35. (quack) (3↑, 10↓)
To de-pledge yourself from a fraternity/sorority by your own free will, or because of fear, A self "Kack" -Named after an ex-pledge with the last name Quack

-He went and quacked himself -So I heard he was quacked

36. (quack) (5↑, 12↓)
an acknowledgement towards something most favorable

I want quack to get in my pants.

37. (Quack) (4↑, 11↓)
A Kawasaki motorbike.

"Can I 'ave a ride on ya Quack mate?"

38. (quack) (5↑, 13↓)
not cool, messed up, corrupt, unrad, lame, busted

"Yo, Adam, that kid with the busted trapper keeper is [grippa] quack

39. (quack) (5↑, 13↓)
a reference to sex. Something to say during sex.

I want to quack during sex.

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40. (quack) (14↑, 22↓)
An annoying friend who always seems to bring up stupid points and goes on and on about them. A person who if they were talking on on a SNL skit, the people would laugh at even though he wasn't trying to funny, he's points are just stupid.

"Oh hey guys, I was drawing a circle today and...(30 minutes later) pretty cool huh"

41. (Quack) (7↑, 15↓)
alternative term for the act of passing wind, but done so with tremendous gusto\!

Franny has let out a horrific quack.

42. (quack) (2↑, 11↓)
For a bitch to go on talking endlessly.

My mother is always quacking her jaw at me.

43. (quack) (2↑, 11↓)
a term used for indulging sexual orgasms and noises.

Lauren loves to "quack" when having sex with...a kid who loves to throw pissballs at her.

44. (quack) (6↑, 17↓)
the definition of quack is: moo

An example for this definition of quack is: "Quack" "Moo"

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45. (quack) (3↑, 15↓)
to love

Ehsen and Cynthia quack each other.

46. (quack) (1↑, 14↓)
Stupid ones who believe that they are in an honorable position, though their entire reality is, in fact, based on a pile of crap

Psychiatry is a profession for quacks--no one can truly understand the human mind.

47. (QUACK) (2↑, 19↓)
Derived from a very racist joke, this word has come to mean someone or something that is very smelly. Juana J., Paloma G. y Rosa C. use this in the hallways and the to remind each other that they are not alone in this world\!

\!Rosa y Juana son muy *QUACK*\! \!Paloma es muy amable\!

48. (quack) (11↑, 30↓)
To claim possession of something for when you return, such as a seat. Short hand for the phrase "quack quack I get my seat back" Counter arguments include: 1. Move your feet, lose your seat 2. Cluck, cluck, I don't give a fuck\!

Abby gets up from the couch and says, "Quack\!" Abby has 'quacked' her seat, thus no one else can take it.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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